Five Ways to Say NO (if you're Bollywood)

Dear Bollywood of the olden days:

Just say NO.


NO to the temptation to re-make classic pop video sequences and upping the cheesy factor 5,000 percent.

NO to changing the lyrics of "I wanna hold your hand" to "We meet because of destiny."


NO to seizure-like Beatles' head bobbing.


NO to plastic red pants if you are a chubby older dude and not an 80's Micheal Jackson.


NO, in a similar vein, to expecting us to believe you scare your girlfriend in such a state.