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Saturday, April 25, 2009

david banner

i could be one of david banner's bitches if i simply acquired

1) the perfect boob job
2) green half-pound hand weights with velcro straps
3) bad hair extensions

and participated in the following activities
1) synchronized running with two friends in large earrings on perfectly aligned treadmills
2) boxing in my underwear
3) getting head from men with gangly beards who like to help me stretch

i think if i did this, life would be even more fantastic!!


1 comment:

  1. Doesn't seem like he can get past that one section on the newspaper. Must be a slow reader.