An ensemble of some of the worst in music video making.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Mr. President "Coco Jamboo"

Ok guys, confession time: I owned every single outfit that blond girl has on circa 1996. High-waisted light-denim short shorts with cropped tank? Check. Tank dress with tattoo motif? Hell yeah. And if I hadn't been ten at the time, I'm pretty sure I would have had that yellow bra and green pleather skirt ensemble too.

But mostly, it’s the other girl I feel sorry for. I feel like she was just Mr. President’s female companion (or as he so suavely puts it , one of “them girls" ) and he was like “Hey baby, want to be in my video? It’s gonna be dope” ('cause that’s what people said in 1996) and she was like, “Ok, but don’t make me look stupid Mr. President” but he was already busy wrangling the fire-breathers on stilts and putting on his tribal face paint so he didn’t catch that last part. I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what happened.


  1. Dear Mr. President,

    How did you come up with your name? Carnaval theme? Learn to breathe fire?

    Love to pick your brain for an hour!


    you can just consider me your, "First Lady"

  2. Is the blonde chick Taylor Dayne, or an Ace of Bass reject?